12 January 2008
 
Portsmouth Vets 36 Worthing iv 7
by Simon Newsham
 
Tries Bailey 2 (dropped 2) Cameron 1 Ladd 1 Hodges 1 Bullard 1
Cons Reilly 3
 
Another victory at home for the vets, a slightly changed side with a special guest appearance from Steve Cameron, missing for over a decade with injury he took the right wing slot and youngster Olly Vinall made his debut in the second row. One other new boy having only his second run out for the veterans was prop forward Dave Thomas who lined up with Bungle and Gentleman Geoff in the back row.
 
The home side started well with a try after only five minutes, a Pompey line-out on the 22 was caught and driven by the pack, Bungle slipped out of the rolling maul and dropped over the line to score on the right although the conversion attempt fell short. Eight minutes later and a set-piece yielded another try, a Worthing scrum went against the head, taken by Matt Lane, Bungle picked up and Mike Caspall broke blind to set up an easy try for Cameron on the right touchline, Leon kicked this one and Pompey eased into a 12-0 lead.
 
It was beginning to look like one way traffic, Pompey were piling into the visitors but the killer touch was missing, once again on the end of a cheeky blind break by Caspall was Steve Cameron he stepped past two tackles and drew the full back, with only the pass to go into Bungles hands for a certain try, Cameron chose to throw the ball to the floor, a Worthing boot then launched the ball back into the Portsmouth half, chased by three attackers but the dependable Dave Ladd fell on the ball and cleared away the danger. Poor handling by Pompey gave their visitors a series of scrums which Worthing could not do anything with, in fact I counted five taken against the head by Portsmouth in the first half. One of these scrums saw yet another number 8/9 combo work it's magic but the ring rusty Cameron couldn't get his pass to hand and another try went begging, Bungle was willing to accept the blame for this dropped ball too, but he was probably being kind to his old schoolmate whose passing resembled someone juggling with a hot potato. 
 
With the clock ticking towards half-time and no further scoring Pompey found themselves with a scrum five metres from goal after another promising move that lacked finish, Pompey were held up and awarded the scrum. The pack surged forward and Bungle dropped on the ball for his second try of the game converted by Reilly, Half-Time 19-0.
 
The second half began with one change to the Pompey line up, Kieran Godkin (who after arriving late had been supplementing Gosports meagre second xv on the adjacent pitch) came on and a tactical swap saw Dave Thomas move into the front row instead of Hindle who had been outstanding. Worthing started the second half with spirit but the Pompey forwards soon put paid to that and normal service resumed quickly with a fine try. Campbell and Cameron linked up to gain plenty of ground but ran into some tackles, the recycled ball found Dave Ladd on the left of the posts to score a try which converted by Reilly put Portsmouth into a 26-0 lead.
 
Geoff Bullard continued to have a great game and good work from him on the charge got the hosts within five of the Worthing goal-line, in his haste to get on the scoresheet Jonah Jones crashed over the line but dropped the ball as he did so. Eagle-eyed ref Geoff Jones denied his Welsh compatriot a try. Portsmouth should have been scoring at will with all the possession they were enjoying but were not able to finish off a succession of moves, one of which involved 6 phases of play before Caspall threw the ball open when the blind-side had served him so well all afternoon, Len took the pass and then threw it to his left where a Worthing back hoofed it to safety.
At this point Haggis left the field with a neck problem and the Pompey scrum was re-jigged, Gavin Hindle returned to the game. Worthing then chose to kick at every opportunity, Leon collected a kick and returned it via his boot to the Worthing full-back. With the ball in hand the full-back then ran diagonally from one side of the pitch to the other, he then straightened up and went through four tackles to score under the Pompey posts, the conversion made it 26-7, the visitors scarcely looked like scoring and probably didn't deserve this one but the Pompey players all assumed that someone else would tackle the full-back before he got anywhere near the posts.      
 
This seemed to spark the hosts back into life and from a scrum on their own twenty-two Caspall fed to Reilly who popped to Doogie Campbell on the crash, Dougie passed to Hodges who threw it wide to Cameron who then passed it to full-back Dave Ladd, Cameron got it back and passed the ball to both spectators, then back to Hodges who gave it back to Cameron who tried to pass it to the ref before popping it to Bungle deep inside the Worthing twenty-two, you couldn't catch your breath on the touchline and neither it seemed could Cameron who then baled out of this attack, Kieran took it on with Geoff Bullard and Olly Vinall in close support, it was left to Caspall to pop the ball up for Nigel Hodges to score the try which the heavily intricate and slightly disjointed move so richly deserved, 31-7 now and the extra two points were missed by Leon.
 
In the final minutes my man of the match Geoff Bullard crossed the line after snaffling up a Worthing line-out to score the final try of the game, even in the moments after the final whistle he approached your reporter to tell me just how far out he was when he caught the ball and went on his dramatic dash for the line, if he'd bought me a pint I'd have stretched the truth to three metres.
 
Last weeks try hero Mark Borrowdale was not on the scoresheet today but had a couple of fine runs, other notable performers were Matt Lane who took many a scrum against the head, and Olly who was very impressive in the second row. I'm in Brussels next week on a punishing fact finding trip for an article on Belgian beer for a Sunday magazine so next weeks match report will be brought to you by that blatant self-publicist and all round rugby legend Chalky White. As usual please give your availability to Mike or Mike. 

 
Unfortunately I have to finish on a sad note, we have learned that Geoff Cavell the gentle giant is in hospital and is extremely poorly, we extend to him and his family all our best wishes and would like them to know that we are all thinking of them at this time.
 
Simon Newsham